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Henry, let's do something soon. Just the two of us.

I think I'm with everybody else when I say I'd like some shore leave soon. Maybe someplace with some music, good food and dancing. Not that the food here isn't great, but sometimes something a little exotic is fun, and I think we're all due for a little from the Admiral. Venice might have been crazy as sin, but at least we got a good party out of it.

I'd kind of like to go riding, too. I like horses, but I don't get to interact with them too often.

Finally what the Hell are Uno cards, and what happened to my normal deck?

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[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I have no evidence to hold my case but I believe it.

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Bet I could take you, though.

now presenting JD snark.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

...I'm not your type.

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And I bet you can't play cards, either.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Psh. I'd mop the floor with you. Your hair seems fitting for that anyway.

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So put your money where your mouth is, kid.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Fine. The kid statement is getting really, really old.

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So when's your schedule open? Being a recovered smartass myself, I know that it eats up a lot of hours in your day, yeah?

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I don't even know what my schedule is like, really. I was kind of punished and I've never really been punished before so I have NO CLUE what it entails.

I'm not a recovered smart ass. It comes naturally. Like your mop hair.

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I bet Rube's having a grand old time with you, isn't he?

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

....

What do you know about Rube?

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I've been here since well before he first came here over a year ago. You're in good hands.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Ugh. I'm so sure.

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No really. He really looks after his Inmates. You want someone in your corner, then you've got no one better at your shoulder, and that's a fact.

...So's he really angry at you?

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Forgive me if I'm not screaming in girlish glee.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's pissed.

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Rube's a really difficult person to anger.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Well, I kind of told him to suck a dick. He has reason to be angry.

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If name-calling phased him things'd be a lot different around here, believe me.

If he's mad, he's worried. Let the fire die down and soon he'll be back to offering you pie and telling you about how french toast was invented.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

Or insulting my eggs and calling me pretentious.

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Let it run off you like water, kid. Food's his thing. I remember this one time, one of the newer Wardens decided to go experimenting in the kitchen. And he delivered a treatise that writes out as long as my arm about how not only was the dish bad, but that it downright offended the dish that it was trying so hard to be.

Of course he never does it meaning something personal against the chef. Cooking's an art form; sometimes he thinks that the people cooking will improve if they stand up to criticism.

and behold! some of his inner-gay.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I don't like eggs, or cooking them. I'd rather make pastries - that kind of stuff.

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Did you tell Rube that? He'd probably be interested in seeing what you can make if you tell him.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

No. I didn't tell him.

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Believe me, he's the sort that if you've got something you actually like to do in the kitchen, he will give you a shot. If you want to learn there, he's so patient.

See me? I'm a disaster in the kitchen. I started a fire with an easy-bake-oven. And that's apparently impossible to do. But if I ask him to show me how to do something, or if I try to do something, he's always the first person there with advice and the first person to volunteer to try it.

[ichlugebullets.livejournal.com]

I guess...

I'm not really gonna go out of my way to please him though. He can deal with my dry eggs for a while longer.