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[This is Morgan, in a nice little house dress. She seems to have a radiant, healthy glow about her on account of the fact that she appears to be very, very pregnant. For obvious reasons, this also appears to distress her, seeing as how she didn't have a belly this size BEFORE she came into port, and most women with child get the upshot of being able to gradually settle into it.]

I think I need a doctor.

[She shifts nervously]

And I am seeing WAY too many tiny bodies in these family pictures, so sound off. How many children are in this house, and why in God's name is this woman having another one? 

Henry? 

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[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

[Randal - who looks a whopping twelve - can hear you from his room, Mom! He's holding up a picture of Morgan that he retrieved from the hall.

In the stereotypical squeaky voice of a young man going through puberty, he announces to the camera:]

My mom's a MILF.

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...I don't want to know what that means, do I?

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[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

I don't cross the line between barely legal pussy and statutory rape. It's a good rule of thumb.

[Have that in all the seriousness a twelve-year old can muster.]

Mom.

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Watch your fuckin' mouth, kid.

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[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

Or what? You'll spank me? Lady, I'm pretty sure I can outrun you.

[He nods toward the camera, indicating her very round belly.]

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Probably. But these pictures say there's nothing stopping your father from holding you down first.

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[bunchasavages.livejournal.com]

You're bluffing.

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[She sets the picture in front of the screen so that all else but this family, with lots of kids, and two parents, is taking up the entirety of it. ...And now Morgan may or may not be zeroing in on your location in STEALTH MODE]

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Hey mom.

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That's...Stephanie, right?

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's me. Tiny little Stephanie.

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[She looks at the screen a minute, then at the pictures she's found, then down at her stomach.]

This woman has a death wish. She must.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Maybe she really likes kids?

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Or she really likes her husband.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Contraception is very important.

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...Y'know I realize you're not really as small as you are but that's still an awfully big word to be coming out of your mouth.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Then I hope it won't freak you out when I tell you how familiar I am with the necessity. Seriously, check the place for condoms. It might help us figure out if we're below the bible belt.

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

[He sees that photo in the convo with Randal, that kid never bloody changes, does he?] Gordon Bennet! You're not tellin' me I'm not only related to the actual Captain Kirk but I'm related to bloody Randal an' all?

Bloody Barge. I'm glad I'm not livin' at 'ome is all I can say.

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Who's that, now?

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

It's all right, love, you don't know me. It's Roy. Slater in actuality. Usually not this young.

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Hi, Slater. My name's Morgan.

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

Watcha, Morgan. [Gives a little salute, he is feeling pretty young, after a second he points at the obvious bump.] You ready to burst, you can give me a bell, I got sirens an' everything.

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[She laughs a little nervously] Oh Hell, I hope not. [She pushes her hair out of her face -- yay! she has hair here!] But if I do, I'll remember that.

[thinkb4ublink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, in the meantime, get Randal to pick up after ya. Kid wouldn't know a day's hard work if it came up and kicked 'im in the aris. Good for 'im.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

It's Adam. Apparently I'm the youngest of your spawn.

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[She puts a hand over her mouth to cover a smile]

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Don't say a word.

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Have you looked at yourself?

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

I could ask you the same question, Mom.

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[She giggles] It's hardly the same.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

It's not funny!

Sorry! My friend's birthday was yesterday but I'm here now.

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

I must really like you.

It's all good!

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[The face is not one she expected and to see it onscreen, it doesn't take long for her to put two and two together. Her own practically lights up.]

James.

<3

[captain-jtkirk.livejournal.com]

Seriously still call me Jim.