gimmethemap: (weak)
Morgan Adams ([personal profile] gimmethemap) wrote2011-01-20 02:59 pm

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[This is Morgan, in a nice little house dress. She seems to have a radiant, healthy glow about her on account of the fact that she appears to be very, very pregnant. For obvious reasons, this also appears to distress her, seeing as how she didn't have a belly this size BEFORE she came into port, and most women with child get the upshot of being able to gradually settle into it.]

I think I need a doctor.

[She shifts nervously]

And I am seeing WAY too many tiny bodies in these family pictures, so sound off. How many children are in this house, and why in God's name is this woman having another one? 

Henry? 

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[identity profile] bunchasavages.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't cross the line between barely legal pussy and statutory rape. It's a good rule of thumb.

[Have that in all the seriousness a twelve-year old can muster.]

Mom.

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[identity profile] bunchasavages.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Or what? You'll spank me? Lady, I'm pretty sure I can outrun you.

[He nods toward the camera, indicating her very round belly.]