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[This is Morgan, in a nice little house dress. She seems to have a radiant, healthy glow about her on account of the fact that she appears to be very, very pregnant. For obvious reasons, this also appears to distress her, seeing as how she didn't have a belly this size BEFORE she came into port, and most women with child get the upshot of being able to gradually settle into it.]

I think I need a doctor.

[She shifts nervously]

And I am seeing WAY too many tiny bodies in these family pictures, so sound off. How many children are in this house, and why in God's name is this woman having another one? 

Henry? 

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[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's me. Tiny little Stephanie.

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[She looks at the screen a minute, then at the pictures she's found, then down at her stomach.]

This woman has a death wish. She must.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Maybe she really likes kids?

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Or she really likes her husband.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Contraception is very important.

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...Y'know I realize you're not really as small as you are but that's still an awfully big word to be coming out of your mouth.

[ichoosefight.livejournal.com]

Then I hope it won't freak you out when I tell you how familiar I am with the necessity. Seriously, check the place for condoms. It might help us figure out if we're below the bible belt.