139 - MARRY ME

[gimmethemap]

Right. Parents are gone now. Bunk claimed.

Anyone for a swim? 

Comments

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Pool's not open yet. Give me five minutes and I'll have the chlorine in and everything fixed up. If you want to be eaten by the snakes in the lake though, be my guest.

[gimmethemap]

So you're saying you're scared of snakes.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Nope. I'm saying that there are snakes in the lake and when they bite you, I'll be the first to say 'I told you so'.

[gimmethemap]

Never had a problem before.

So uh -- when your mom's done dressing you, maybe I'll see you around.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Oh we are gonna have fun this year, you little snot.

There's no maybe. I'm head guard-if you're going to the lake, I've got to be there so you don't kill yourself.

[gimmethemap]

Oh shove it; you're not that much older than me.

And how are you going to rescue me if you're scared of snakes?

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Hey, those few years make all the difference.

Easy. Grab a shovel and kill the buggers.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I want to go swim in the lake.

[gimmethemap]

See? Sensible guy. What's your name?

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

J-Judas.

[gimmethemap]

Interesting name. I'm Morgan. Let's go swimming.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Okay!

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Jesus Christ...

Alright, we're apparently swimming in the lake now. See you there and don't start til I get there.

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

I have to go get Al anyway. I'll meet you there mister!

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Not 'mister'. I'm not old enough for that. Call me Adam, alright?

[heavenonthemind.livejournal.com]

Okay Mr. Adam. Al and I are coming to the lake!

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

See you soon.

[yourunichase]

Are there really snakes in the lake?

[gimmethemap]

He's full of shit. They used to have all the swimming off the docks.

[yourunichase]

Really. I'd swim in the lake. Or the pool.

I'm Missy.

[gimmethemap]

Morgan.

[yourunichase]

Nice to meet you, Morgan.

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Yep. I saw Gabe put them in there myself.

[yourunichase]

Well he's an asshole. And who are you?

[lazarusrisen.livejournal.com]

Adam. Head guard and the guy who'll save you if you start drowning.

[boeshane_boy]

Absolutely, beautiful.

[gimmethemap]

Clothes on while the sun's up, Romeo.

[boeshane_boy]

Is that an invitation to stop by tonight?

[gimmethemap]

Maybe.

[boeshane_boy]

Till what light through yonder window, then.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Can I come with too?

[gimmethemap]

Don't see why not.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Great! What's your name?

[gimmethemap]

Morgan.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

Like the rum?

[gimmethemap]

Yeah, I've never heard that one before.

[naughtbutlife.livejournal.com]

It's pretty interesting. Most people have boring names.

Safety guy is making you safe!

[empirical_data]

Make sure to wait until you're absolutely sure the life guard can see you and is on duty.

[gimmethemap]

I can swim in anything.

[empirical_data]

Whether you can or can't, we're held responsible. You also might give some of the younger campers the wrong idea.

[gimmethemap]

Natural selection!

[empirical_data]

I'm sorry, but Darwin doesn't have to deliver everyone home to their parents when camp is over with.

[gimmethemap]

You're not paid enough to do that either.

[empirical_data]

Neither is Darwin. Just wait for the counsellors to keep an eye on the lake?

[gimmethemap]

Y'know I think you're the first geek who ever couldn't get a point.